another moral hangover. fuck.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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