She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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