Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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