I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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