Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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