Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I feel like abortions should bother me more
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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