Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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