All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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