Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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