question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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