Do you still have your period?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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