I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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