Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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