dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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