My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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