Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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