the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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