I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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