She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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