I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
