i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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