Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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