Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
His nipple licking is glorious
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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