we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dicks are not precious.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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