my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How does it feel to date your dad?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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