Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
kristin has been a bad kristin
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
