She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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