Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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