you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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