I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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