Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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