so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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