The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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