New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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