Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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