Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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