There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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