So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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