I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
