Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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