They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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