You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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