I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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