Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
