Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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