Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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