Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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