It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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