Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
