i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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