I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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