Quick, to the slutcave!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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