He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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